Cost of Iraq war could surpass $1 trillion

[Aratzio]

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:45:59 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

bung bandit who likes debilitating goob loobin' with meerkats, and whose
partner is a willing-bit with a nasty gange, wrote in

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:21:31 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

culero who likes hardhearted one-stick drum improvisation with
barracudas, and whose partner is a concubine with a huge cum

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:54:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

submissive schwuchtel who likes injurious stew stirring with
pheasants, and whose partner is a meandering mamma with a narrow

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:57:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

<snip lameness>
If you only knew how ridiculous you really are

Ok. done.

So? The planet is in its death throes. Why should it bother me?

I am over 50 and have no kids. I say we trash the dump and let
someone else clean up the mess.

That's what I'm doing in my own inimitable way.

"think of the children"
Fuck you, I wish you were capable of thought. You might have been able
to recognize my disdain before you decided to pollute my personal
space with that spewing, farting, shitting, mouth breather you call
your fucking "love child". You are lucky I do not take a cork screw
and perform retroactive abortions on the both of you and the pieces of
scabrous detritus you call your parents. What on ghods green earth
made you think that you were capable let alone qualified to bring
another idiot into the world? You felt you needed to pass on the genes
even a drooling imbecile would reject? Did you not understand the
rubber thing was not a fucking balloon? It was not bad enough your
parents made you watch you had to fucking emulate them? Please, go
play rugby on the freeway and use the child as the ball.
Gee, I feel better.

did Alexa write that?

HARUMPH!

No, but she did write one of the best pieces of UPA I have ever read:

:Subdued Foam
:
:There is foam, and then there is the NEW foam -- subdued foam. Subdued foam
:is nothing like the ordinary foam we have all have known and loved over the
:centuries. You know -- that Ivory soap kinda of foam. Luscious, lathery
:Pure Soap Foam -- healthy clean fun foam -- the wash-yer-mouth-out kinda
:foamy foam. Glistening, gleaming soft balls of foam, iridescent wonder.
:The bubbly kinda foam. Now that's the REGULAR foam we all have known,
:loved, bathed in and found useful as an in-the-shower lubricant.
:
:But today folks, we now have subdued foam. Pallid, flaccid little miniscule
:bubbles of foam. Small bubbles -- tiny lack-luster bubbles -- drooly little
:bubbles. Subdued foam bubbles can barely hold their form erect, lasting
:only seconds from inception to demise.
:
:It is a sad day our dearly beloved iridescent, turgid regular foam has been
:replaced by their newer inbred cousin -- subdued foam.


Oh BTW: alt.eunuch.kadaitcha-man

*giggle*
Pasta Can has been busy.
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Post by Aratzio
On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:45:59 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

bung bandit who likes debilitating goob loobin' with meerkats, and whose
partner is a willing-bit with a nasty gange, wrote in

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:21:31 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

culero who likes hardhearted one-stick drum improvisation with
barracudas, and whose partner is a concubine with a huge cum

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:54:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

submissive schwuchtel who likes injurious stew stirring with
pheasants, and whose partner is a meandering mamma with a narrow

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:57:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

<snip lameness>
If you only knew how ridiculous you really are

Ok. done.

So? The planet is in its death throes. Why should it bother me?

I am over 50 and have no kids. I say we trash the dump and let
someone else clean up the mess.

That's what I'm doing in my own inimitable way.

"think of the children"
Fuck you, I wish you were capable of thought. You might have been able
to recognize my disdain before you decided to pollute my personal
space with that spewing, farting, shitting, mouth breather you call
your fucking "love child". You are lucky I do not take a cork screw
and perform retroactive abortions on the both of you and the pieces of
scabrous detritus you call your parents. What on ghods green earth
made you think that you were capable let alone qualified to bring
another idiot into the world? You felt you needed to pass on the genes
even a drooling imbecile would reject? Did you not understand the
rubber thing was not a fucking balloon? It was not bad enough your
parents made you watch you had to fucking emulate them? Please, go
play rugby on the freeway and use the child as the ball.
Gee, I feel better.

did Alexa write that?

HARUMPH!
:Subdued Foam
:There is foam, and then there is the NEW foam -- subdued foam. Subdued foam
:is nothing like the ordinary foam we have all have known and loved over the
:centuries. You know -- that Ivory soap kinda of foam. Luscious, lathery
:Pure Soap Foam -- healthy clean fun foam -- the wash-yer-mouth-out kinda
:foamy foam. Glistening, gleaming soft balls of foam, iridescent wonder.
:The bubbly kinda foam. Now that's the REGULAR foam we all have known,
:loved, bathed in and found useful as an in-the-shower lubricant.
:But today folks, we now have subdued foam. Pallid, flaccid little miniscule
:bubbles of foam. Small bubbles -- tiny lack-luster bubbles -- drooly little
:bubbles. Subdued foam bubbles can barely hold their form erect, lasting
:only seconds from inception to demise.
:It is a sad day our dearly beloved iridescent, turgid regular foam has been
:replaced by their newer inbred cousin -- subdued foam.
Oh BTW: alt.eunuch.kadaitcha-man
*giggle*
Pasta Can has been busy.

Don't forget this classic from BRH:

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Post by Aratzio
I hereby start this thread.

Who is OJO?

Some woman back east named Alexa Cameron. She used to hang on the
IUFO list as "Starbaby." Maybe she still does, I actually gave her a
phone call a couple years back to see if I could determine what she
was getting at with all her obscure hints at her alleged personal
encounters with "space aliens." Turns out she half-way remembered
some fleeting glimpse of something strange in her bedroom as a child,
and one "missing time" episode while out camping with her husband. No
specifics whatsoever. It's like if you try to ask her for specifics,
she sort of short-circuits and spins off on some bizarre tangential
fractal.

In any event, she kept going on about how brilliant she was and what a
high IQ she had but frankly, I just couldn't see it. She's appeared
quite loopy and struck me as definitely not playing with a full deck.

At one point during our conversation, she broke down and started
weeping and said, "You're not evil at all, Devin!" I could only shake
my head and think to myself, "Man, this broad is WHACKED." She then
asked for my last name and phone #. To this day I remain thankful I
refrained from giving her either.

I want you to listen to me here, I'm not going to say this again, she
did NOT suck Bill's penis. These allegations are FALSE. Now I've got
to go about doing the business of The Lodge, so leave me alone with
all your Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy plots!

-Brother Blue

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[http://peaceinspace.com]

don't forget this classic:

http://www.africapictures.com/

[http://peaceinspace.com]

On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:20:51 -0700, Art Deco <***@127.0.0.1> wrote:

<snip>

Repeating history got you to where you are now.

Failure to accept the truth is what got yourself in the position you're in
right now.

All you're saying is you can't go forward, only backward.

[Kadaitcha Man]

Aratzio <***@sneakemail.com>, the gurgling homeless man and
thankless cock knocker who likes abusive fapping with kookaburras, and
whose partner is a floozy with a dank meatloaf, wrote in

Post by Aratzio
On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:45:59 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

bung bandit who likes debilitating goob loobin' with meerkats, and
whose partner is a willing-bit with a nasty gange, wrote in

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:21:31 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

culero who likes hardhearted one-stick drum improvisation with
barracudas, and whose partner is a concubine with a huge cum

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:54:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

submissive schwuchtel who likes injurious stew stirring with
pheasants, and whose partner is a meandering mamma with a narrow

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:57:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

<snip lameness>
If you only knew how ridiculous you really are

Ok. done.

So? The planet is in its death throes. Why should it bother me?

I am over 50 and have no kids. I say we trash the dump and let
someone else clean up the mess.

That's what I'm doing in my own inimitable way.

"think of the children"
Fuck you, I wish you were capable of thought. You might have been
able to recognize my disdain before you decided to pollute my
personal space with that spewing, farting, shitting, mouth breather
you call your fucking "love child". You are lucky I do not take a
cork screw and perform retroactive abortions on the both of you and
the pieces of scabrous detritus you call your parents. What on
ghods green earth made you think that you were capable let alone
qualified to bring another idiot into the world? You felt you
needed to pass on the genes even a drooling imbecile would reject?
Did you not understand the rubber thing was not a fucking balloon?
It was not bad enough your parents made you watch you had to
fucking emulate them? Please, go play rugby on the freeway and use
the child as the ball.
Gee, I feel better.

did Alexa write that?

HARUMPH!

Oh.

Post by Aratzio

Subdued Foam
There is foam, and then there is the NEW foam -- subdued foam.
Subdued foam is nothing like the ordinary foam we have all have
known and loved over the centuries. You know -- that Ivory soap
kinda of foam. Luscious, lathery Pure Soap Foam -- healthy clean
fun foam -- the wash-yer-mouth-out kinda foamy foam. Glistening,
gleaming soft balls of foam, iridescent wonder. The bubbly kinda
foam. Now that's the REGULAR foam we all have known, loved, bathed
in and found useful as an in-the-shower lubricant.
But today folks, we now have subdued foam. Pallid, flaccid little
miniscule bubbles of foam. Small bubbles -- tiny lack-luster
bubbles -- drooly little bubbles. Subdued foam bubbles can barely
hold their form erect, lasting only seconds from inception to demise.
It is a sad day our dearly beloved iridescent, turgid regular foam
has been replaced by their newer inbred cousin -- subdued foam.

Foamy.

Post by Aratzio
Oh BTW: alt.eunuch.kadaitcha-man
*giggle*
Pasta Can has been busy.

He's wrong on that count. I have balls.

[h***@centurytel.net]

Post by Kadaitcha Man
thankless cock knocker who likes abusive fapping with kookaburras, and
whose partner is a floozy with a dank meatloaf, wrote in

Post by Aratzio
On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:45:59 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

bung bandit who likes debilitating goob loobin' with meerkats, and
whose partner is a willing-bit with a nasty gange, wrote in

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:21:31 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

culero who likes hardhearted one-stick drum improvisation with
barracudas, and whose partner is a concubine with a huge cum

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:54:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

submissive schwuchtel who likes injurious stew stirring with
pheasants, and whose partner is a meandering mamma with a narrow

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:57:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

<snip lameness>
If you only knew how ridiculous you really are

Ok. done.

So? The planet is in its death throes. Why should it bother me?

I am over 50 and have no kids. I say we trash the dump and let
someone else clean up the mess.

That's what I'm doing in my own inimitable way.

"think of the children"
Fuck you, I wish you were capable of thought. You might have been
able to recognize my disdain before you decided to pollute my
personal space with that spewing, farting, shitting, mouth breather
you call your fucking "love child". You are lucky I do not take a
cork screw and perform retroactive abortions on the both of you and
the pieces of scabrous detritus you call your parents. What on
ghods green earth made you think that you were capable let alone
qualified to bring another idiot into the world? You felt you
needed to pass on the genes even a drooling imbecile would reject?
Did you not understand the rubber thing was not a fucking balloon?
It was not bad enough your parents made you watch you had to
fucking emulate them? Please, go play rugby on the freeway and use
the child as the ball.
Gee, I feel better.

did Alexa write that?

HARUMPH!

Oh.

Post by Aratzio

Subdued Foam
There is foam, and then there is the NEW foam -- subdued foam.
Subdued foam is nothing like the ordinary foam we have all have
known and loved over the centuries. You know -- that Ivory soap
kinda of foam. Luscious, lathery Pure Soap Foam -- healthy clean
fun foam -- the wash-yer-mouth-out kinda foamy foam. Glistening,
gleaming soft balls of foam, iridescent wonder. The bubbly kinda
foam. Now that's the REGULAR foam we all have known, loved, bathed
in and found useful as an in-the-shower lubricant.
But today folks, we now have subdued foam. Pallid, flaccid little
miniscule bubbles of foam. Small bubbles -- tiny lack-luster
bubbles -- drooly little bubbles. Subdued foam bubbles can barely
hold their form erect, lasting only seconds from inception to demise.
It is a sad day our dearly beloved iridescent, turgid regular foam
has been replaced by their newer inbred cousin -- subdued foam.

Foamy.

Post by Aratzio
Oh BTW: alt.eunuch.kadaitcha-man
*giggle*
Pasta Can has been busy.

He's wrong on that count. I have balls.

So, you are telling all that you are "just nuts" !