VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006

[Rasta Khan]

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Vote --> Kadaitcha Man

Michael Cook

Both of them deserve it, but I owe KM one.

Why do so many stAUKers tonsil-worship Kadaitcha Man like this? This
makes me want to barf.
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RASTA KHAN - The Supreme OverLord of alt.config and alt.kookologist.*


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Peter J. Ross on Barbara Schwarz ...

"Decided a couple of years ago. She isn't eligible for any more awards.
However, people whose whole lives seem to be devoted to following her
around might deserve something."

Message-ID: <***@nntp.petitmorte.net>

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Peter J. Ross on Barbara Schwarz ...

"Barbara Schwarz[tm] is Formosa'ed."

Message-ID: <***@nntp.petitmorte.net>

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[Bob Officer]

On 03 Apr 2006 19:50:35 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Rasta Khan

Post by Rasta Khan

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Vote --> Kadaitcha Man

Michael Cook

Both of them deserve it, but I owe KM one.

Why do so many stAUKers tonsil-worship Kadaitcha Man like this? This
makes me want to barf.

and how would barfing be different from the rest of your net
activities?

[Lionel]

On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:50:29 -0700, Bob Officer

Post by Bob Officer
On 03 Apr 2006 19:50:35 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Rasta Khan

Post by Rasta Khan

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Vote --> Kadaitcha Man

Michael Cook

Both of them deserve it, but I owe KM one.

Why do so many stAUKers tonsil-worship Kadaitcha Man like this? This
makes me want to barf.

and how would barfing be different from the rest of your net
activities?

He sure barfed up a heap of new fan-groups for Fred.
Jeez, Fred'll be bragging about that for years, the bastard.

[Fred Hall]

Post by Lionel
On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:50:29 -0700, Bob Officer

Post by Bob Officer
On 03 Apr 2006 19:50:35 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Rasta Khan

Post by Rasta Khan

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Vote --> Kadaitcha Man

Michael Cook

Both of them deserve it, but I owe KM one.

Why do so many stAUKers tonsil-worship Kadaitcha Man like this? This
makes me want to barf.

and how would barfing be different from the rest of your net
activities?

He sure barfed up a heap of new fan-groups for Fred.
Jeez, Fred'll be bragging about that for years, the bastard.

You may overtake me. Rhusty Khunt has shown an obsessive interest in
your leg these past couple of days. Let me know if you need the name
of a good dry-cleaning business.

[Lionel]

Post by Fred Hall

Post by Lionel
On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:50:29 -0700, Bob Officer

Post by Bob Officer
On 03 Apr 2006 19:50:35 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Rasta Khan

Post by Rasta Khan

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Vote --> Kadaitcha Man

Michael Cook

Both of them deserve it, but I owe KM one.

Why do so many stAUKers tonsil-worship Kadaitcha Man like this? This
makes me want to barf.

and how would barfing be different from the rest of your net
activities?

He sure barfed up a heap of new fan-groups for Fred.
Jeez, Fred'll be bragging about that for years, the bastard.

You may overtake me. Rhusty Khunt has shown an obsessive interest in
your leg these past couple of days. Let me know if you need the name
of a good dry-cleaning business.

Thanks. I'm just glad I'm wearing my Docs instead of my good shoes.

[Fred Hall]

Post by Lionel

Post by Fred Hall

Post by Lionel
On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:50:29 -0700, Bob Officer

Post by Bob Officer
On 03 Apr 2006 19:50:35 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Rasta Khan

Post by Rasta Khan

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Vote --> Kadaitcha Man

Michael Cook

Both of them deserve it, but I owe KM one.

Why do so many stAUKers tonsil-worship Kadaitcha Man like this? This
makes me want to barf.

and how would barfing be different from the rest of your net
activities?

He sure barfed up a heap of new fan-groups for Fred.
Jeez, Fred'll be bragging about that for years, the bastard.

You may overtake me. Rhusty Khunt has shown an obsessive interest in
your leg these past couple of days. Let me know if you need the name
of a good dry-cleaning business.

Thanks. I'm just glad I'm wearing my Docs instead of my good shoes.

Keep the good shoes in the closet for a couple of weeks. If the
PizzaTard continues to hump your leg, it's going to get really messy.
I just can't get the damn thing housebroken.